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Movie Quotes!

Alright! Here is a collection of my favorite lines from movies. It's in alphabetical order for your searching pleasure. I'll be adding more and more as time goes by, so if you're into this sort of thing check in often :)


Austin Powers

"That really hurt! Who throws a shoe? I mean really!" -- Austin

Billy Madison

"If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis." (old woman)
"That was the most disgusting thing I've ever heard." -- Billy

Blues Brothers

"We're on a mission from God." -- Elwood

"Your women, I want to buy your women. Sell me your daughters. How much for your women?" -- Jake

"We have a tank full of gas, its dark and we're wearing sun glasses... Lets Go!" -- Jake and Elwood

Conspiracy Theory

"He said a dog bit his nose." -- Alice Sutton
"Arf." -- Jerry Fletcher

"I'm only paranoid because they want me dead." -- Jerry

"I love you." -- Jerry
"Jerry, no, no, you don't love me." -- Alice
"Sure I do." -- Jerry
"No, no." -- Alice
"I don't?" -- Jerry

"I love you." -- Alice
"Now you tell me." -- Jerry

"The Vietnam War was fought over a bet that Howard Hughes lost to Aristotle Onassis." -- Jerry

Diamonds are Forever

"I was out walking my pet rat, and seemed to have lost my way." -- James Bond

Empire Strikes Back

"Who's scruffy lookin'?" -- Han Solo

"Do or do not. There is no try" -- Yoda

Get Shorty

"Who am I? I'm the one telling you the way it is." -- Chilli Palmer

Happy Gilmore

"Hey, my girlfriend's dead, you know. She fell off a cliff and died on impact." -- Happy

"Just stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say." --Shooter McGavin
"How 'bout I just go and eat some hay. I can make things out of clay, and lay by the bay, I just may. Whaddya say?" -- Happy

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

"I'm like a bad penny, I always turn up." -- Indiana Jones

"Nazis. I hate these guys." -- Indiana Jones

Lethal Weapon 2

"I'm surprised you haven't heard of me. I've been known to go crazy at times...like now." -- Martin Riggs

Mask of Zorro, The

"Sure, I know know how to use a sword. The pointy end goes into the man." -- New Zorro Dude (forget his name, will find :) )

Matrix, The

"Stop trying to hit me and hit me." -- Morpheus

Maverick

"I've only got one gun, that's 6 bullets. They're six, that's 36 bullets. Maybe they've got two guns, that's 72 bullets, maybe they've got rifles.." -- Maverick
"You're babbling!" -- Annabelle
"No I wasn't!" -- Maverick

"See that hawk? You know what it means?" -- Maverick
"No. What does it mean?" -- Annabelle
"Nothing! But you didn't know that did you?" -- Maverick

"Now, there's something I want you to do for me." -- Maverick
"Never. I am a lady. Not if you were a hundred years old, not if I was a hundred years old -" -- Annabelle
"Calm down, lady. I don't want to sleep with you." -- Maverick
"Why not?" -- Annabelle
"Why not? Who knows what parts of me you'd steal next. I'd wake up with all sorts of things missing." -- Maverick

"If I can't touch you, I can touch your shirt and dream" -- Annabelle

Princess Bride, The

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." -- Inigo

Raiders of the Lost Ark

"It's not the years honey, it's the mileage." -- Indiana Jones

Saint, The

"Who are you?" -- Emma
"No one has a clue, least of all me" -- Simon

"She outran you? How humiliating." -- Simon

"My life is very strange. I just -- I don't do anything normal." -- Simon

Top Secret

"I'm sorry, I really don't know any German" -- Nick
"Thats alright. I know a little German. He's standing over there" -- Hillary

Wayne's World

"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an icecream flavour he'd be pralines and dick." -- Garth

Willow

"Oh, I'm really scared. No, dont. Don't! There's a, a peck here with an acorn pointed at me!" -- Madmartigan


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