SO you want to know stuff about me, do you? Where to begin?
Well, I would like to begin by telling you the most important things about me. I am now currently the proud mother of three (triplets)! My three boys, Tom, Dick and Harry are all the greatest joys in my life. Recently I underwent surgery and had collagen inserted into my lips. My husband thinks this is wonderfull!
I work part-time as a garbage woman. I prefer to use this title, as I am not, obviously, a man! I think I have a wonderfull job. Sometimes I find a really neat thing left by the side of the road and take it home. (I found a whole set of dishes and a box full of Reader's Digest magazines dated back through to 1975!)
I love to golf and I must say that I am great at it. I also happen to be a great bowler as well. Other sports I excell at are speed walking (I had at one point considered trying out for the Canadian Olympic team ten years ago!) and frolicking. Yes, frolicking is a sport!
I have a butterfly collection -- but I do not display them with their wings. I remove their wings.
I also play the cello as a hobby. Here is a picture of a cello:
Well, thats about it, I hope you enjoyed reading my bio!
But Wait!
"I didn't it enjoying at all! She's Lying!"
Recently, I've been working on an invention that will help keep men from balding and which, at the same time, reduces the air pollution that has been causing the greenhouse effect. An added bonus: it also tastes pretty good!
"I enjoyed it very much, she's telling the truth!"