Austin Powers

"That really hurt! Who throws a shoe? I mean really!" -- Austin

Billy Madison

"If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis." (old woman)
"That was the most disgusting thing I've ever heard." -- Billy

Blues Brothers

"We're on a mission from God." -- Elwood

"Your women, I want to buy your women. Sell me your daughters. How much for your women?" -- Jake

"We have a tank full of gas, its dark and we're wearing sun glasses... Lets Go!" -- Jake and Elwood

Conspiracy Theory

"He said a dog bit his nose." -- Alice Sutton
"Arf." -- Jerry Fletcher

"I'm only paranoid because they want me dead." -- Jerry

"I love you." -- Jerry
"Jerry, no, no, you don't love me." -- Alice
"Sure I do." -- Jerry
"No, no." -- Alice
"I don't?" -- Jerry

"I love you." -- Alice
"Now you tell me." -- Jerry

"The Vietnam War was fought over a bet that Howard Hughes lost to Aristotle Onassis." -- Jerry

Diamonds are Forever

"I was out walking my pet rat, and seemed to have lost my way." -- James Bond

Empire Strikes Back

"Who's scruffy lookin'?" -- Han Solo

"Do or do not. There is no try" -- Yoda

Get Shorty

"Who am I? I'm the one telling you the way it is." -- Chilli Palmer

Happy Gilmore

"Hey, my girlfriend's dead, you know. She fell off a cliff and died on impact." -- Happy

"Just stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say." --Shooter McGavin
"How 'bout I just go and eat some hay. I can make things out of clay, and lay by the bay, I just may. Whaddya say?" -- Happy

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

"I'm like a bad penny, I always turn up." -- Indiana Jones

"Nazis. I hate these guys." -- Indiana Jones

Lethal Weapon 2

"I'm surprised you haven't heard of me. I've been known to go crazy at times...like now." -- Martin Riggs

Mask of Zorro, The

"Sure, I know know how to use a sword. The pointy end goes into the man." -- New Zorro Dude (forget his name, will find :) )

Matrix, The

"Stop trying to hit me and hit me." -- Morpheus

Maverick

"I've only got one gun, that's 6 bullets. They're six, that's 36 bullets. Maybe they've got two guns, that's 72 bullets, maybe they've got rifles.." -- Maverick
"You're babbling!" -- Annabelle
"No I wasn't!" -- Maverick

"See that hawk? You know what it means?" -- Maverick
"No. What does it mean?" -- Annabelle
"Nothing! But you didn't know that did you?" -- Maverick

"Now, there's something I want you to do for me." -- Maverick
"Never. I am a lady. Not if you were a hundred years old, not if I was a hundred years old -" -- Annabelle
"Calm down, lady. I don't want to sleep with you." -- Maverick
"Why not?" -- Annabelle
"Why not? Who knows what parts of me you'd steal next. I'd wake up with all sorts of things missing." -- Maverick

"If I can't touch you, I can touch your shirt and dream" -- Annabelle

Princess Bride, The

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." -- Inigo

Raiders of the Lost Ark

"It's not the years honey, it's the mileage." -- Indiana Jones

Saint, The

"Who are you?" -- Emma
"No one has a clue, least of all me" -- Simon

"She outran you? How humiliating." -- Simon

"My life is very strange. I just -- I don't do anything normal." -- Simon

Top Secret

"I'm sorry, I really don't know any German" -- Nick
"Thats alright. I know a little German. He's standing over there" -- Hillary

Wayne's World

"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an icecream flavour he'd be pralines and dick." -- Garth

Willow

"Oh, I'm really scared. No, dont. Don't! There's a, a peck here with an acorn pointed at me!" -- Madmartigan